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    An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

    The first passenger, Holly Madison said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don't want me to die." She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.

    The second passenger, John McCain, said, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of America." So he grabbed the second pack and jumped.

    The third passenger, Barack Obama said, "I am the President of the United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our country, some even call me the 'Anointed One.'" So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.


    The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."



    The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. Graham. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my schoolbag."

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    Now THAT'S FUNNY!!!!

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    Remember, if at first you don't succeed ....well......then skydiving is not for you.

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    Why you should never swallow gum!
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    Lol

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    Default Oh NO!!!

    I wouldn't want to be there when they all pop!
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    Default Before the Days or GoPro or . . . .

    The birth of Point-of-View . . . . .
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    Was that union approved?
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    Default Happy valentine's day . . . . .

    . . . . . . . Everyone!!!!
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    Seriously!!!! Am I the only one that finds this thread funny? . . . don't even think about answering that.
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