Bathtub test

[Mondo]

During a visit to the seniors home, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?



"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the
teacup."

"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

[slngsht]

:lol:

This guy is driving through the snow and gets a flat tire in front of a insane asylum.

He jacks up the car, takes the old wheel off, and puts the lug nuts in the hub cap. As he's changing the tires, he knocks the cap and scatters the lug nuts all in the snow. Now he's stuck and just standing around, wondering what to do.

One of the residents is observing all this, and eventually yells out the window "hey buddy, why don't you take one nut off each of the other wheels and put it on that one so you can go home"

The guy says to himself that's brilliant! so he answers back "that's a great idea. how come you're in there"

The guy responds "because I'm crazy. I'm not stupid."

[Hank]

Made my afternoon. Thanks gentlemen. :D

[gjslutz]

Color Test

These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease.. It took me 4 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate. A great test, do it until you get 100%!

Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya...

This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun!

It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%. Follow the directions!

It's harder than it seems, as it should be!

A brain waker-upper for today!

Click here to start
http://www.humorsphere.com/fun/8787/colortest.swf

[slngsht]

That was good... 88% on first try, 100% on 2nd.

[Off Road SHO]

Damn that was hard; 63% on the first, 100 on the second. I had trouble not reading the first word but then having to read the second and third.

Tom

[Mondo]

helped when I said the color out loud to myself....

I liked this one (optical illusion)

http://www.humorsphere.com/p/19.html

[BruceBowker]

100% first time.

[Arya Ebrahimi]

100% first time.

Me too, we must be geniuses :D