UCLA Study

[slngsht]

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his forehead while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

[bsimon]

In a related study, it was found that women who drink tea are twice as likely to get pregnant. Further studies have revealed that women who drink Long Island Iced Tea are twice as likely to wake up in the back seat of a Camaro with sticky hair.

[BusaLoco]

Two business partners were sitting down in a cafe for lunch one afternoon. One partner turns to the other and sais "You know, I committed a really bad Freudian slip last week and my wife still hasn't forgiven me.

"What happened?" asked the other partner.

"Well, when my wife and I were flying back to Pennsylvania from our vacation. The ticket clerk at the airline had these huge, beautiful breasts and I asked "May I please have two pickets to Tittsburgh please?" instead of "May I please have two tickets to Pittsburgh". ... "The whole situation was very awkward, my wife was doing a slow burn and we ended up having a really big argument when we got home".

"You know," said the other partner compassionately, "I know exactly how you feel. I did the same thing this morning when my wife and I were having coffee." " What I meant to say was " Honey, could you please pass the sugar?" and what I actually said was "You bitch, you ruined my life."'

[slngsht]

:lol:

[Kitcat]

Offhand, I can only think of one forum member who has been described as "ruggedly handsome" (by no less an authority than Automobile Magazine).

[stevet]

I'm getting through a lot of duct tape...

[Bill/Marcy P]

:bigears: We just returned from a trip to Maryland/DC. Great to see you Mazda. I don't suppose this topic was meant for me, but I resemble that "menopausal" woman...What a hoot. Bill did not find it nearly as humorous as I did.

Great visit Karen, Michael, Mazda, and Scott! Hope to see you again soon. Marcy:hurray:

[slngsht]

:bigears: We just returned from a trip to Maryland/DC. Great to see you Mazda. I don't suppose this topic was meant for me, but I resemble that "menopausal" woman...What a hoot. Bill did not find it nearly as humorous as I did.

Great visit Karen, Michael, Mazda, and Scott! Hope to see you again soon. Marcy:hurray:

I seriously doubt that :)