sporqster
07-24-2007, 05:51 PM
I bought a lovely Locost build from Flordia last weekend. I have a title - a 2003 ASPT (Assembled from Parts) - clean and signed over. I have insurance. I have a bill of sale. I go to the DMV to get a Georgia title and tag. Piece of cake, right? NOoOoO.
A day in Georgia DMV Hell: A short drama (Based entirely too closely on a tragically true story)
by: Sporqster
[Scene 1] the DMV
Me: Hello. I purchased a car in FL and need to get a tag and Georgia title. I have my license, the proof of insurance, title, and bill of sale all right here.
DMV Clerk: [looking at title] ASPT? What's that?
Me: That's assembled from parts.
DMV Clerk: So it's a parts car?
Me: No, it was assembled from parts- as in built by hand.
DMV Clerk: Ummm hmmm I'll be right back.
[at least 5 minutes later]
DMV Clerk: Is this a kit car?
Me: Yes, sort of. It's a replica. It was built in a garage in Flordia if that's what you're asking.
DMV Clerk: OK you need to apply for a rebuilt title.
Me: Really? It's not rebuilt it's an original build.
DMV Clerk: SIR, you will need to have these forms [handing me a half dozen or more forms] completed, and a state inspection completed before I can help you. Here is a number for the Atlanta DMV to arrange an inspection of your vehicle, or you can have Bennett Motors on highway 17 arrange it for you. NEXT!
[Scene 2] sitting at my desk
Me: thinking to self this is odd - oh well I will fill out the paper work and get an inspection like the lady said. Let's see - I'll call this number she gave me and see what I can do about getting an inspection.
[after being on hold for 90 (NINETY) minutes]
Atlanta DMV Clerk: Hello, how may I help you?
Me: Hello, I am trying to register a Lotus 7 kit car which is licensed and titled in Flordia, and I don't think I was given the proper forms - I was told to fill out a 'rebuild title' form.
Atlanta DMV Clerk: A kit car, you say.
Me: Basically, yes- it is a hand-build Lotus 7 replica.
Atlanta DMV Clerk: Please hold.
[5 minutes later]
Yes sir, you will need to fill out form ... yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah.
Me: Yes Ma'm I have all those forms, what I my next step towards aquiring a title?
Atlanta DMV Clerk: You are going to have to request an inspection. An inspection will cost 118.99 and is non-refundable. Inspections are done once a quarter, between 2 and 4 o'clock excluding holidays when the inspector is in a good mood. If your vehicle does not pass inspection you must pay another inspection fee and wait an additional 12 weeks.
Me: Wow. Is there a checklist somewhere that I should look at to make sure I pass the inspection the first time?
Atlanta DMV Clerk: You say your car is titled and tagged in Flordia?
Me: yes
Atlanta DMV Clerk: So it has passed a Flordia inspection?
Me: yes
Atlanta DMV Clerk: Well, then it should pass the Georgia inspection.
Me: OK great good to know, but isn't there a checklist or something I should check against just to make sure? I mean what is the point of an inspection if you already know it will pass based on the fact it passed the Georgia inspection?
Atlanta DMV Clerk: Sir, I don't make the rules. Thank you for calling the Georgia Department of Motor Vehicles, have a nice day *click*
Me: thinking to selfum.... ok what now? guess I call this other number...
Ring... Ring....
Mechanic: Hey - body shop.
Me: Hi - I was told by the DMV that you guys could inspect cars for the purpose of getting a title?
Mechanic: Oh yeah, you need to call back here after 2 and talk to the owner about that.
Me: Ok, I'll do that.
[4 hours later] - speaking with the owner
Me: I purchased a kit car in Flordia. I understand that you can arrange an inspection to fulfill the DMV requirements?
Owner: Um yeah, but I'm about to head out. I have some place I need to be. When would you like to meet, and I'll take a look at what you've got.
Me: I'm only 5 minutes away, I could run out there now, or later. Just tell me when.
Owner: If it's only 5 minutes, come on out here, I'll wait for you.
[Scene 3] A
A day in Georgia DMV Hell: A short drama (Based entirely too closely on a tragically true story)
by: Sporqster
[Scene 1] the DMV
Me: Hello. I purchased a car in FL and need to get a tag and Georgia title. I have my license, the proof of insurance, title, and bill of sale all right here.
DMV Clerk: [looking at title] ASPT? What's that?
Me: That's assembled from parts.
DMV Clerk: So it's a parts car?
Me: No, it was assembled from parts- as in built by hand.
DMV Clerk: Ummm hmmm I'll be right back.
[at least 5 minutes later]
DMV Clerk: Is this a kit car?
Me: Yes, sort of. It's a replica. It was built in a garage in Flordia if that's what you're asking.
DMV Clerk: OK you need to apply for a rebuilt title.
Me: Really? It's not rebuilt it's an original build.
DMV Clerk: SIR, you will need to have these forms [handing me a half dozen or more forms] completed, and a state inspection completed before I can help you. Here is a number for the Atlanta DMV to arrange an inspection of your vehicle, or you can have Bennett Motors on highway 17 arrange it for you. NEXT!
[Scene 2] sitting at my desk
Me: thinking to self this is odd - oh well I will fill out the paper work and get an inspection like the lady said. Let's see - I'll call this number she gave me and see what I can do about getting an inspection.
[after being on hold for 90 (NINETY) minutes]
Atlanta DMV Clerk: Hello, how may I help you?
Me: Hello, I am trying to register a Lotus 7 kit car which is licensed and titled in Flordia, and I don't think I was given the proper forms - I was told to fill out a 'rebuild title' form.
Atlanta DMV Clerk: A kit car, you say.
Me: Basically, yes- it is a hand-build Lotus 7 replica.
Atlanta DMV Clerk: Please hold.
[5 minutes later]
Yes sir, you will need to fill out form ... yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah.
Me: Yes Ma'm I have all those forms, what I my next step towards aquiring a title?
Atlanta DMV Clerk: You are going to have to request an inspection. An inspection will cost 118.99 and is non-refundable. Inspections are done once a quarter, between 2 and 4 o'clock excluding holidays when the inspector is in a good mood. If your vehicle does not pass inspection you must pay another inspection fee and wait an additional 12 weeks.
Me: Wow. Is there a checklist somewhere that I should look at to make sure I pass the inspection the first time?
Atlanta DMV Clerk: You say your car is titled and tagged in Flordia?
Me: yes
Atlanta DMV Clerk: So it has passed a Flordia inspection?
Me: yes
Atlanta DMV Clerk: Well, then it should pass the Georgia inspection.
Me: OK great good to know, but isn't there a checklist or something I should check against just to make sure? I mean what is the point of an inspection if you already know it will pass based on the fact it passed the Georgia inspection?
Atlanta DMV Clerk: Sir, I don't make the rules. Thank you for calling the Georgia Department of Motor Vehicles, have a nice day *click*
Me: thinking to selfum.... ok what now? guess I call this other number...
Ring... Ring....
Mechanic: Hey - body shop.
Me: Hi - I was told by the DMV that you guys could inspect cars for the purpose of getting a title?
Mechanic: Oh yeah, you need to call back here after 2 and talk to the owner about that.
Me: Ok, I'll do that.
[4 hours later] - speaking with the owner
Me: I purchased a kit car in Flordia. I understand that you can arrange an inspection to fulfill the DMV requirements?
Owner: Um yeah, but I'm about to head out. I have some place I need to be. When would you like to meet, and I'll take a look at what you've got.
Me: I'm only 5 minutes away, I could run out there now, or later. Just tell me when.
Owner: If it's only 5 minutes, come on out here, I'll wait for you.
[Scene 3] A